"The Great Nonesuch
The World-Renowned Tradedians
Jonathon Edwards the Younger
And
Jonathon Forbes Kerry the Elder
Of the Paris and European Theatres
In their Thrilling Tragedy of
THE ROYAL NONESUCH!!!
Conservative Press and Republicans Not Admitted."
Listening to both Jonathan Forbes Kerry and Jonathan Edwards, I can't help but think of the work of one of my favorite writers. I am referring to Mark Twain/Samuel Clemons and his tale of Huckleberry Finn. I will be pulling quotes from that work in my rant. Thank you Mr. Twain.
The Democrats have selected "a pair of low-grade con artists" to represent their party in the run for the White House. "One of them fancies himself as a king (Jonathan Forbes Kerry) and the other a duke (Jonathan Edwards)."
These two con artists would like to convince the American voters that Mr. Kerry is fit to be Commander in Chief. The same man who came back from Vietnam, after 4 months and 3 self inflicted wounds, and used unsubstantiated sources in front of Congress to slander all of the soldiers that served and died in Vietnam.
The same man whose picture hangs in the Hanoi Hall of Fame for being a foreigner that helped the communists win the war. Jane Fonda's picture hangs there as well.
The same man that secretly met with the North Vietnamese in Paris while his "Band of Brothers" were fighting and dying in south east Asia.
The same man that has consistently voted against the weapon systems DURING the Cold war that eventually helped bring down the Soviet Empire. Mr. Cheney voted against them after the cold war was over.
The same man that voted for gutting the intelligence budget after 9-11.
The same man that voted against removing Saddam from Kuwait in 1991 despite approval from a coalition of countries.
The same man that was for the war and is now against the war because it is the wrong war at the wrong time.
A man that viewed Saddam as a threat and now claims that the world would be better off with Saddam in power. Because his plan would have allowed Saddam to stay in power and would allowed Saddam to continue to bribe UN, French and Russian officials while Iraqi children died from lack of food and medicine.
The man who wants to set up Summits with the UN and the French. The same organizations and country that were on Saddam's payroll. The French and the Germans have already told Jonathan Forbes Kerry to "piss off". They aren't going to help in Iraq. Mr. Kerry does not have the Global Test-icles to not only lead this country but to lead our allies.
Among other whoppers:
Mr. Kerry is going to raise taxes on his wife's vast fortune. Her tax rate is only 12% and will not be affected by her husbands tax plan because he only plans on taxing money that is "earned" not inherited.
Mr. Kerry and Mr. Edwards, both lawyers, are going to work together with the trial lawyers to reform medical liability.
Mr. Kerry is going to reform education in public schools to help the students in the poorest urban areas at the detriment of the teachers union. Teddy "Bull Connor" Kennedy will see to that. Mr. Kennedy is a staunch supporter of the powerful teacher unions.
That No Child Left Behind is underfunded. That is an opinion. It is not a fact. President Bush actually increased the funding when he cam to Washington.
That Mr. Kerry is a moderate and not a raging Liberal.
The tent is full, and if this scam, Mr. Kerry takes in the masses, Mr. Edwards and Teri McAuliffe will be laughing all the way down the Potomoc to the White House on their raft or should I say their swift boat. They know that once they are in the White House they will appease their liberal friends in Hollywood and in the Democratic party at the expense of this country and fly over folk like me. "Anyone want some tickets for a game at Lambert Field?"
Al Haig
Chairman of "Fly Over Country-United" (focu)
