The WMDs (White Mad Democrats) have been found and here are just a few of them:
Michael Moore; John Kerry; Jonathan Edwards; Alec Baldwin; Susan Surandon; James Carville; Rob Reiner; John Mellancamp; Dave Matthews; Bruce Springsteen; Elanor Clift; Al Gore; Tim Robbins; Cameron Diaz; Sean Penn; Peter Jennings; Dan Rather; Tom Brokaw; Ted Koppel; George Soros.
This is just a small list of the WMDs that have been located. Fortunately, after November 2nd, the WMDs will be diffused until four years from now.
Go W!
Al Haig
Chairman of "Fly Over Country-United" (focu)
